a little ditty

99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs
you fix one bug
compile it again
100 little bugs in the code

do you want frie[d fingertip]s with that?

You know how Macs are superior because they never crash and all that? Well, can someone please let the one I have to use for work know? It appears to be labouring under the misapprehension that it is a fallible machine.

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On a recent long-haul Korean Air flight, I was calmly enjoying the in-flight entertainment, trying to distract myself from the horrific chore of being six foot three and seated in economy, and for once I was actually succeeding.

eWoTisms

The word is spelt correctly less than an inch away from the error.
They're not even consistent errors! Aaaargh!

I love reading. I have been doing it for years, and if you have, too, you'll be aware that books have always had misprintings and errata. I accept this, as most people do.

does not computre

Why can't I type "execute"? It keeps coming out as "executre".

This is an open question with a million dollar* cash prize for the correct answer.

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* this kind