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You know you're too much of a geek when you start to get spam emails like this:

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Subject: Harness the Power of the Internet and Make REAL Money!

Message:

this breakthrough method
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Access your  bonuss copy here:
-- http://www.profitsfrombinaryoptions.info/237/

This  is extremely limited.

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